[as told to me by friend of the blog Bob Cunha, and embellished by my imagination. Backstory: 99% of my facebook time is spent playing Scrabble vs. Bob, and Wordtwist vs. his wife Kathy]
INT. KITCHEN — NIGHT
The kids fast asleep, BOB and KATHY sit at the island in their kitchen. KATHY flips through a magazine and drinks a glass of wine. BOB is on his laptop. He logs in to facebook and opens up his Scrabble game versus TYLER to find that TYLER has just played a bingo (seven-letter word) to pull ahead by one hundred points.
. Tyler is a mother…..
. … fucker!!